Pictures by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
Created by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
Directed by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
A Stupid Story
Once upon a time a duck fell down a paper towel dispenser. He dies sadly. His ghost is for some reason, a midget. He was extremely stupid and clumsy. One day he tripped on another midget that was stupid too. They became enemies and started a war with each other. They started going matrix-style and flew off walls in mid-air. Then they threw cats, who were also midgets, and flaming frogs like grenades. After that they asked Kung-Fu Panda to teach them kung-fu. The panda spontaneously exploded out of pure epicness. They made disgusting weapons and fought with them. A duck fell out of the sky almost instantly after they use them. Then the ducks became friends. When all that was over they made world peace who were dumb and said, "Duh!!!" all day.
Meanwhile, at the NMAFSM (National Midget Association for Stupid Midgets) "Hey there are Giant Cyclop Midget Penguins on the loose!!" said a duck.
"We must fight the penguins"
Other midgets were playing wall ball and didn't hear some indestructible cassowaries exploding outside their music class. The penguin evaded them. They said, "That's what i call using your noggin!!"
THE END
J.K.!!!
Meanwhile at the penguin H.Q.......
There was a penguin farting and another penguin was like ."Oh no you didn't!!!"
Then they slapped each other with their extra crispy, dee fried chicken wings from KFC. While they were slapping each other, a midget farted fire on some gasoline.
Meanwhile, at the war, "Oh my god! A giant kamikaze watermelon is coming right at us!!"
"And it has a little friend!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH"\
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"And that's why I was absent for 3 months" said a kid.
"That story is so absurd!!" said the principal.
A Kung-Fu Panda appeared out of nowhere, a giant dumb Cyclops Midget Penguin appeared and said, "DUH!!!!!" and
"DUH END !!!!"
2009© Ducks and Midget Incorperated: San Leandro
Disclaimer: This story may make no sense at all. We do no care if you read this story and think it's stupid because if you look at the title it says clearly, "Another Stupid Story". Thank you for your time.
Story by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
Created by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
Directed by Kevin, Lawrence, and Helio
Another Stupid Story
Once upon a time another generation of ducks were born. A meteor transfored the ducks into killer snacks. All the snacks and penguin midgets spawned wings. They had A's tattoo on their foreheads and wore spandex. The snacks were trained to eat smelly pieces of scat and ride bikes with pink biker beards with training wheels. They then set on torture fruits and vegetables. Mr. Dorito Head likes Squash, so Squash is excluded. First they went to Hazel's tank to interrogate her to find the fruit leader. "Fruit Rollups are the destroyers of Pluto!" said Josh. Josh was a talking peanut from space (He is the leader of the cookie colony). His assistant was a pea who loves the 2nd main character from "A Stupid Story". None of these colonies liked each other. They fought each other and settled their differences to fight the fruit. "Stupid inflatable pants!" says Josh the Peanut randomly and he started to fight apples with their shells. "Hey look a monkey!" said a snack. "He has huge toenails!" said another. The monkeys exploded at the NMAFSM (National Midget Association for Stupid Midgets). A couple of midgets died, and some ended without food in their organs. They had a funeral for cyclops midget penguins that chewed toenail and funky lion scat. They used extra crispy deep fried chciken wings to end world hunger, but they fell in a paper towel dispenser. They died and their ghost became a poker playing gambler who was a duck. They loved the number 21 and eating huge peanuts. They are fighting for pants and they have a mini Chuck Norris. After they fight, Chuck Norris does a Round-House kick so powerful that they all farted. Chuck Norris Tombstones the Frit Rollups and does SCM (Sweet Chin Music) Josh the Peanut. Then Chuck Norris suddenly Moon Walks on Josh before he abruptly explodes. Then Brandon the Nose jumps into the Pit of Death and was stuck there for millions of years and maybe never coming back up. So the war kills million of snacks and the story ends!!!!!
J.K.!!!!!
Then Obama became president and everybody became happy.
The End!!!!
Teehee!!!
2009© Ducks and Midgets Incorperated: San Leandro
Disclaimer:This story is behind the scenes and is kind of based on a true story. No ducks or midgets were hurt.....OK maeby the midget at the end was. Don't get offended. It's just a true story we just made up. Oh yeah! It causes sore troat, diarrea, stroke, and urge to be over yourself. If you encouter any one of these, please visit your local doctor. P.S. We don't know whos point of view it is.
Story by Lawrence and Helio
Created by Lawrence and Helio
Directed by Lawrence and Helio
Thank you Kevin for contributing on sentence
The Ultimate Stupid Story
Once upon a time all of thr characters of S.S.(A.K.A. Stupid Stories) came back to life When super powered midgets went on a spaceship, Gary the Stick snapped in half and orange stuff came out. They discovered orange juice. David the Chipped Tooth drank the stupid juice and had another tooth decay. He got even more chipped for some reason. Brandon the Nose then sniffed off the tooth decay and had nose decay. They called Mikey Quack-Pants to bring some pants to cover the decays. (EWWW) At the N.M.A.F.S.M., some guy is uglier than Frankenstein's face. It scared Josh the Peanut to death. J.K.! He's not dead, he just cracked in half and two sticky and slimy things came out. Then Bunny Kevin, Cat Lawrence, and Gerbil Helio in a ball which opens from the inside, went for a smoothie on the beach. They saw Ms. L the Avacado, but exploded before getting a chance to talk to her. "Aww man! That sucks.", meowed Lawrence. "I want a carrot", Said Kevin randomly while twittering his nose. Then Kevin saw Josh the Peanut, Brandon the Nose, David the Chipped Tooth, and Gary the Stick parachuting into a building. Then Kevin shouted,"Oh my carrots!" Lawrence yelled,"Oh my fish!" Gerbil Helio screamed,"Oh my crackers!" Suddenly, a random dog came around and fetched Gary the Stick. She gave it to Cat Lawrence and he chewed it and he turen into Gary the Toothpick. Bunny Kevin threw a carrot at him and he snapped in half. Gerbil Helio tried to glue him back together with a gluestick, but he got too sticky and leaves stuck to him. Then some random guy threw a burnig cigarrette at Gary and he burned. Kevin tried to put out the fire with a smoothie which made it worst. So now he's Gary the Ash. But he got blown away by the wind so everybody have to find the pieces. Everybody found all the pieces and we glued him together without Helio's help cause he was busy drinking smoothies. Brandon the Nose glued Josh the Peanut together, but Josh sneezed so he kicked Brandon and he can't breath. Then Brandon turned purple. It was dark now so we went back to school. A random midgets came by and kicked David and he turned yellow for no reason. The Bunny Kevin said,"You didn't brush your teeth" Gerbil Helio added,"That's what you get for drinking all my smoothies!" The next week Cat Lawrence put Ms. Forrester on Youtube so he got in trouble. He had detention for the wholes summer. J.K. He just has to write something. During the kickball game, Cat Lawrence popped the ball with it's claw so Gary used Helio's ball that open from the inside without permission. He didn't that Helio put on security on the ball, so when he touched him it shocked him and he turned into dust. And the story ends!!!
J.K.!!!
Kevin kicked the other ball so hard that we could have won, but the same midget that kicked David the Chipped Tooth caught the ball so we lost and we beated up the stupid midget. Bunny Kevin got so mad he used his special move call Bunny Kevin's Special Move and he hopped in the air and broked the midget's nose and the story should goes on forever but Cat Lawrence spilled tuna juice all over it so the end! Oh yeah Gary the dust fell off a ship and got struck by lightning and now he's Gary the Soggy Fried Dust.
THE END!!!!
TEEHEE!!!!
SPECIAL THANKS
Ms.L the avacado
Us
Josh The Peanut
Gary the Soggy Fried Dust
Brandon the Nose
David the Even More Chipped Tooth
Mikey Quack-Pants
Fruit Roll-Ups
Chuck Norris
Penguin Cyclops
Kung-Fu Panda
Ms. Forrester
Ugly Pregnant Duck
Obama
The Spartans for letting us use the Pit of Death
Monkeys
Pink Beard Biker dudes with purple training wheels
Funky lion scats
And a lot more that I forgot like the KFC deep fried chicken, propeller, and a lot of other stuffs
2009© Ducks and Midgets Incorperated: San Leandro
This is one of the four stories that my friends made when I was in 5th grade
